Went to a birthday party on Friday night for my nephew, and by piggy back (because we had already had a party), for my son who turned 10 on Tuesday.
Chuck E. Cheese, for those of you who have never been there, is simply a crooked casino for kids. Nothing more, and nothing less.
Also, there is a giant rodent who dances a birthday dance with one and all. My kids used to be terrified of him, as well as all other puppet like creatures.
I am afraid of spider monkees, as well as other things small and chaotic.
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Well, of course you are!
If you're telling me there is actually--somewhere on the earth--a band of arachnids large enough, advanced enough, (and musically talented enough) to form a tongue-in-cheek British-invastion-era singing group called the Spider Monkees, then my friend, the rest of us ought to be afraid too.
...Unless you just forgot to spell-check, in which case: those don't even live in America, man.
I thought about going back to edit the spelling of my blog so your comment looked incoherent, however I choose now to view your comment not as ironic and sarcasm, but as genuine. So, with that in mind:
I too would be afraid of the band. I believe that the only explanation would be global warming... hold a minute... checking updated "news" dialogue... global climate change. Also, it is President Bush's fault.
As to the real deal, they DO live in America, if only in zoos. I'm convinced they have been watching the keepers and know how to escape. I have nightmares about this and the Wizard of Oz.
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